Hi, my name is Benson!

you may ask why that is...

Once upon a time, my hooman went to teach crochet at a school. The children quacked when they saw me and my friends! They asked hooman,
"What's his name?".

Before hooman could answer, a girl chimed in excitedly
"His name is Benson!".

"Oh, why?" my Hooman asked.

"Because all ducks are called Benson!",
quacked the girl.

Hooman thought that sounded great. And so, my name became Benson!

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