Who is Benson?

Hi, my name is Benson! Oh, why I'm called Benson? One day, Benson's hooman and friends went to a girl's school to teach crochet. The girls squealed when they saw me and my friends! They ask the hooman, "What's his name?". Hooman hadn't thought of a suitable name, thus the girls jumped in the air and said they want to name me. "His name is Benson!". Hooman asked, "Oh, why?". "Because all ducks are called Benson!", said the girl. Okay! Tha's the story of my name.
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